hey! i wrote smtg just now but forgot to click "post and publish" when i closed the window. argh.
i told chinee to tell sandy to print more bulletins or leaflets or whatever you call them for sunday coz i've noticed that there's always not enough so the poor 11.30 pple don't get them. and i don't too. coz i don't take. so that one other can have one. and i want one! so she should print more. yes. i haven't taken one for 3 weeks. and i keep them. haha. so i want one. so print more ok sandy? [not that you're gonna read this. but aniwae]
denise and i are...quite...good girls. heh.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It’s as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
GEORGE BUSH, Jr: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas and anthrax on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by “chicken”? Could you define “chicken” please?
GEORGE W. BUSH: I don’t think I should have to answer that question.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
took this from mel's blog...a good laugh! :D
haha...bardee, i did the same thing too! while they read the question and answers out for chinese listening, i wrote out the english meaning too before choosing....haha.
how come so weird...got "back-up" paper one?
Which flock do you follow?
this quiz was made by alanna
baaaa....but God's lil' sheep! He's my shepherd!
"all we like sheep, have gone astray. each of us turning our own seperate way. all we have sinned, and fallen short of your glory......" you know, the song?
or..." i just wanna be a sheep. baaa baaa baa baa...[2 times] i pray to God my sould to keep i just wanna be a sheep. baa baa baa baa"
Which X2 Character Are You?
hey! same as the other quiz!
You know a little bit about England. Hey, come visit us sometime! It doesn't rain all the time, really....
And no, you can't have tea with the queen.
yea. i'm a wee bit british only because i'm singaporean....
i told chinee to tell sandy to print more bulletins or leaflets or whatever you call them for sunday coz i've noticed that there's always not enough so the poor 11.30 pple don't get them. and i don't too. coz i don't take. so that one other can have one. and i want one! so she should print more. yes. i haven't taken one for 3 weeks. and i keep them. haha. so i want one. so print more ok sandy? [not that you're gonna read this. but aniwae]
denise and i are...quite...good girls. heh.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s what “they” call it the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like “the other side.” That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It’s as plain and simple as that.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
GEORGE BUSH, Jr: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas and anthrax on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by “chicken”? Could you define “chicken” please?
GEORGE W. BUSH: I don’t think I should have to answer that question.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
took this from mel's blog...a good laugh! :D
haha...bardee, i did the same thing too! while they read the question and answers out for chinese listening, i wrote out the english meaning too before choosing....haha.
how come so weird...got "back-up" paper one?
Which flock do you follow?
this quiz was made by alanna
baaaa....but God's lil' sheep! He's my shepherd!
"all we like sheep, have gone astray. each of us turning our own seperate way. all we have sinned, and fallen short of your glory......" you know, the song?
or..." i just wanna be a sheep. baaa baaa baa baa...[2 times] i pray to God my sould to keep i just wanna be a sheep. baa baa baa baa"
Which X2 Character Are You?
hey! same as the other quiz!
You know a little bit about England. Hey, come visit us sometime! It doesn't rain all the time, really....
And no, you can't have tea with the queen.
How British are you?
this quiz was made by alanna
yea. i'm a wee bit british only because i'm singaporean....
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